Anyway... We all know that this is going to be the outcome - It's just fun (satisfying) to watch someone shut the mouth of a newbie making noise that he can kick the crap off of a legend.
I saw a video in YouTube.
Monday, August 30, 2010
Randy Couture Turn the Lights Off
Randy Couture Submits James Toney in the 1st round. Randy "The Natural" Couture literally turn the lights out on James Toney. He submitted Toney in the first round, didn't give Toney a chance to land a punch which we know could have caused a serious damage.
Dating: Multicultural Style
My friend post this on Facebook. It's really funny I have to repost here.
Readers Discretion is advised: May be offensive to others.
WHITE WOMEN:
First date:You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date:You get to grope all over and make out a bit.
Third date:You get to have sxe but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN:
First Date:You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date:You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary:You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Philo WOMEN:
First Date:She takes you to a karaoke bar and sings all night.
Second Date:She takes you to a karaoke bar and sings all night.
Third Anniversary:Her dad, mum, brother, sister, cousins all come to the karaoke bar and the all sing and they all forget about you.
ITALIAN WOMEN:
First Date:You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.
Second Date:You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.
Third Date:You have sxe, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3-carat ring.
5th Anniversary:You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.
6th Anniversary:You find yourself a Mistress.
CHINESE WOMEN:
First date:You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.
Second date:You buy her an even more expensive dinner. Nothing happens again.
Third date:You don't even get to the third date and you've already realized nothingis ever going to happen.
INDIAN WOMEN:
First date:Meet her parents.
Second date:Set the date of the wedding.
Third date:Wedding night.
BLACK WOMEN:
First Date:You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.
Second Date:You get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.
Third Date:You get to pay her rent.
Tenth Date:She's pregnant by someone other than you.
MEXICAN WOMEN:
First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get drunk on Tequila, and have sex in the back of her car.
Second Date: She's pregnant.
Third Date: She moves in. One week later, her mother, father, his girlfriend, her two sisters, her brother, all of their kids, her grandma, her father's girlfriend's mother, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and his three kids move in and you live on rice and beans for the rest of your life in your home that used to be nice, but now looks like a home along the Tijuana strip.
Lebanese WOMEN:
First Date: Mother, Father, Brothers, Sisters, Cousins, Aunts, Uncles, Friends andentire Arab community finds out.
Second Date: Guy is shot dead.
Third date: She gets sent to Lebanon to get married to her cousin and no one shows up at your funeral.
PERSIAN WOMAN:
FIRST DATE: You take her to an expensive restaurant
and get questioned:
1-what do you do for work?
2-so like how much money do you make?
3-have you got a masters? (here you find out she has her PHD in biochronogicalifesticious chemistry)
4-what do you do for work again?
You go home feeling insufficient and attempt suicide.
SECOND DATEYou meet her parents
and get questioned:
1-what do you do for work?
2-so like how much money do you make?
3-have you got a masters? (Here you find out her dad has a sponsorship/working visa working as a head biochronogicalifesticious chemistry professor in NASA)
4-what do you do for work again?
you go home feeling insufficient and attempt suicide.
THIRD DATE: You have already sold your dads house and spent all the money on gifts for her, You go to an expensive restaurant and order the best bottle of wine, get the VIP table and an ocean view.
You finally tell her that you're not really a rocket scientist but a Plumber - she says that things are not really working out and that it's best if you stay friends.
You go home feeling insufficient and attempt suicide and u end up being successful the third time around
GREEK WOMAN
FIRST DATE: she picks an expensive restaurant, she orders the most expensive thing on the menu and then makes a 'pretend' offer to pay................ with her Medicare card. and off-course - You be a gentleman and pay for the whole thing
SECOND DATE:she picks an expensive restaurant, she orders the most expensive thing on the menu and then goes to the toilet for half and hour when the bill arrives.and off-course - You be a gentleman and pay for the whole thing plus her parking and her cigarettes and its that time of the month so she needs tampons... for which you some how end up paying.
10TH DATE: She picks an expensive restaurant; she orders the most expensive thing on the menu and pays with your credit card......................
WHILE YOU'RE AT HOME because the budgets a bit tight. And off-course you be a gentleman and not mention any thing... You then find out her dad owns 10 houses and 5 businesses and half of it is under her name, you claim bankruptcy and commit suicide the next day.
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
Sunday, August 8, 2010
P-Noy's First Paycheck
Photo By Jay Morales/Malacanang Photo Bureau
I think the President deserves more than that. I know some people earning way more than P-noy, funny thing is... never mind. Let's just talk about the President's salary. Imagine the pressure of running a Country, the critics, Managing his people, staying clean, the terrorist... I can go on and on with the list.... Main point is, being President is not easy. At least a Million a month. Give him what he deserve. T@n&n@! Ang daming sinasabi ng iba... mas malaki pa sweldo nila sa Presidente e mga wala naman ginagawa para umunlad ang bayan. Haaayyyy!
I know that my contribution for the betterment of this Country isn't as great as some of you may have but at least I know that what P-Noy is getting is an insult to his hard work.
May be that kind of paycheck is also the reason why a lot of Government Officials are corrupt! Don't you think?
By the way... I didn't vote for P-Noy. :P
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